One Swiss Knife in the exact shape of your life.

Three free knives.

Not demos. Not trials. Three complete tools, free, yours to keep.

Every claim on this site — no account, no cloud, no tracking, works forever — is easier to demonstrate than to argue. So here are three finished knives from the catalog, free. Download one, put it on a USB stick, open it in ten years. It will not ask who you are.

The Almanac. Moon phase, next full moon, sunrise, sunset and day length — computed from orbital mathematics alone. No data files, no network. The sky, done offline.

Passphrase Maker. Strong passphrases made on your device, shown once, stored nowhere. This is the one tool that should be offline — and here, you can verify it is: pull your network cable first if you like. It works exactly the same.

Kombucha Calendar. Brew date in — taste day, bottling day, fridge day out. Burp daily. Yes, this is a real product. The catalog goes exactly this deep in every direction.

There's no e-mail gate on any of this. If one of these earns a place on your desktop, the Forge is where the real knives are made — the ones in the exact shape of your life.

Each file is complete in itself. Saving your own copy is the installation.

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